Sandi is affectionately known as Amphibat because of her need for reading glasses and the occasional lapse of absent-mindedness (memory like a goldfish and vision of a bat). This nickname was given by her offspring who appear to have come through their upbringing unscathed despite being invisible at less than 5m and continually addressed by their wrong names.

She has an obsessive affection for Microsoft Excel, and can now offer anyone who’s interested in stats on just about anything that can be converted to figures... she has yet to find anyone who is in fact interested, but that doesn’t stop her trying, bless her.

mEET the rest of the Team