Shots of the Week24th June 2016 // Gareth Breeze
Bonjour, hallo, ciao and hola, Pelievers.
As you all may know, I am a wonderful, nay, award winning cat mother to Agnes and Rupert. Sadly those maternal proficiencies do not appear to have translated to other care giving areas. Our new office plant, ‘Baby’ (we put her in the corner), is suffering the blunt end of my inadequacies. Standing proud day and night, she listens to me jabber on to Dan and Ollie with the fire of search analysis in my eyes and donut glaze on my lips. She never grumbles. She never complains. She never fusses. And therein lies the problem. Her silence only accelerates my negligence. Without fail, each and every Monday morning, you can find me hobbled over in baby’s corner, pouring mineral water into her soil, begging her to stay away from the light.
This week’s beauties have offered me a glimmer of hope. Nature will prevail and find a way. Baby will prosper. I will, one day, become the best goddamn plant mother this marketing department has ever seen. On behalf of baby, on behalf of all plant life. Thank you, dear Instagram followers. For their reward these three have earned themselves a Peli Memory Card Case. You could too.