Shots of the Week13th May 2016 // Gareth Breeze
Oh, dear Pelievers. I have forsaken myself. Abandoned my sensibilities and cheated on my very core being, for this week, I, a man who loves nothing more than sitting down in nice places, have decided to join a gym. The horror. The horror. The horror.
The bemused expression of the gym induction lady still tattooed to my conscience, from the moment she watched me try to replicate her ‘jumping squats’. She glided into each squat with Olympic effortless and precision, whereas my attempts were as convincing as a pig cartwheeling down the stairs trying to sing the Turkish national anthem. Sadly, for both me and the cartwheeling pig, effort and enthusiasm do not guarantee a flawless execution.
As always, the tonic to the world, the salvation to my poor life choices, have been our glorious Instagram followers. This week, we’ve gone for a colourful selection, as if to shine away the lactic acid swimming around my anatomy. For their healing powers, each of these fine pieces of work have earned their owners a free Peli Memory Card Case. You could too. Follow us on Instagram and next week you could be the salvation to whatever ridiculous life choice I make next week.