Staff Profiles

A catalogue of employee overviews completed by their colleagues. Kind of like a series of LinkedIn profiles that you'd actually want to read.



Born in Uruguay, of Welsh parents (this could explain his occasional schizophrenic behaviour). His rendition of Cwm Rhondda whilst dressed in full Gaucho attire brings tears to the eyes. Trust us.

Deported at an early age to the UK by the Uruguayan government on a trumped-up charge of ‘wrecking the national economy’, Eric maintains that he only damaged it a little bit.

Eric's well-known patience, tolerance and humour ensure that the working environment in the company is both happy and relaxed, he says. (Yeah, and Hannibal Lecter was a vegetarian…)

Mother believed to be in exile in Ulan Bator, Mongolia. Some here wish he would join her. Permanently.