Gareth

Ecommerce Director

Gareth obtained a degree in Marketing from Manchester University in 2009. It is not clear how this degree was obtained, but what we can be sure of is that it cannot have been obtained through straight-forward academic achievement. No way. We strongly suspect bribery and/or corruption were involved.

Gareth joined the company to enhance our digital marketing ("Since when have we been selling digits?" - CEO) and improve our presence on the Web. This, Gareth informs us, entails hours and hours researching many websites, which he does with boundless enthusiasm and gusto.

We realised we had a special creative talent in Gareth when one of his first suggestions was to run an advertising campaign under the slogan 'Peli Cases - keeping your s**t safe since '92.'. Eye-catching, we thought, albeit a trite in-your-face.

Gareth's artistic side is - how can we put this? - different. As part of his body-art, he had a small cheeseburger tattooed on his upper thigh. We kid you not.