Bronya

Content & Design Assistant

Bronya joined the company with the goal of adding some youth to the sales office. Unfortunately, she's been here so long now that it'd seem sarcastic to continue to make that claim. Not only that, but sales took such a hit after she joined that we had to move her into marketing...

Bronya assures us things are going much better in the marketing department and that she's found her place there. We asked the Head of Marketing for an update on this but they declined to comment.

One of Bronya's redeeming features, is that she makes everyone else feel better about having sugar or sweeteners in their tea or coffee, as she has totally normalised having four (yes, FOUR) in hers. She's also exceptionally good (suspiciously so) at getting who she wants in the office Secret Santa, and scrounging lifts to and from work.