Bronya
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Bronya

Digital Marketing Assistant

Bronya brings youth to the sales office. So much youth in fact, her corner of the office could be mistaken for a playpen! (It’s important not to add an ‘s’ to youth in this first sentence or this could take on an entirely different and sinister turn).

Her artistic nature means that her desk is covered in fine art doodles alongside her colouring books, teddy, toy aeroplane and stress balls and she keeps the older members of the sales team (ie. everyone else) up to date with current youth culture on a regular and utterly horrifying basis, interpreting words and phrases that only the under 25s have access to. Though ask her what the hand sign for Crips gang rivals is and you’ll get ‘obod’ not ‘Bloods’. Her flexible fingers are otherwise gainfully employed emailing and dialling customers and helping provide expert information and prices.

Bronya's favourite thing about Peli UK...

"Congregating with the Peli fam."

What Gareth and Ollie, two of Bronya's closest colleagues said her favourite thing is...

"Her robot garden."

Bronya's Biggest Strengths

According to Bronya...

Creating engaging layouts
Adobe Creative Cloud
Knowledge of the brand

According to Gareth and Ollie...

Finding a Simpsons reference for every moment
Adjusting Ollie’s car clock to daylight savings
Projecting her own life expectancy

Bronya's Daily Tasks

What Bronya claims...

  • Social media management
  • Promotional photography
  • Graphic design
  • Email design

What Gareth and Ollie said...

  • Recruiting colleagues into her cult
  • Considering her next framed desk photo
  • Quacking, 'what!'
  • Trying to incorporate ASMR into campaigns

...but what about Gareth?

"...We strongly suspect bribery and/or corruption were involved."